Slutty Brownie Bar

Frozen cashew cream bars are the star of the show—crafted with the highest-quality, functional ingredients sourced from highly vetted farmers and purveyors around the USA and South America.

Bars are single-serve lifesavers which you pull straight from the freezer, pop out of the box and eat with your hand. They are beloved for their balanced macros—healthy fats, fiber, protein, and carbohydrates—delivering both deep satisfaction and lasting satiety. Think of them as a healthy ice cream bar: creamy, dreamy, rich, and indulgent, while nourishing the body and satisfying a nostalgic craving.

Each flavor (we’ve done thousands) shares a similar organic ingredient list comprised of a creamy blend organic raw sprouted cashews, cold-pressed unflavored pumpkin seed protein powder, and natural unrefined sweeteners like juicy medjool dates, raw coconut sugar, and dark robust Vermont maple syrup.

Further, each recipe supports digestion via vinegars, sprouted ingredients when possible and fun prebiotic cooling methods to create a happy belly. Attaining bright, tangy/buttery flavors with artisan vinegars and premium olive oils allows us to achieve ice cream magic inside a plant-based framework.